Friday, October 29, 2010

Urban Word: Cockblock


One who prevents another from scoring sexually. 
Julia & Dan frequently had time alone but her cockblocking roommate ruined any chances they had to have sex. 
 
I'M SURE ALL OF YOU HAVE EXPERIENCED THIS. 
Now you have a word for it!
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42 comments:

  1. KimokikOctober 29, 2010 at 3:39 PM

    I WILL COCK BLOCK

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  2. AnonfourtwentyOctober 29, 2010 at 3:41 PM

    Haha too many times

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  3. DaNdOgOctober 29, 2010 at 3:44 PM

    Hey, cool blog idea. Cockblock made me lol.

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  4. lancecan'tdanceOctober 29, 2010 at 5:16 PM

    Autocockblocks sting even worse, fucking social ineptitude.. Maybe acceptable in hilarious circumstances.

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  5. MatteOctober 29, 2010 at 5:26 PM

    ahahah cool! :D

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  6. IbrahimOctober 29, 2010 at 5:27 PM

    Lol

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  7. ~Andrew WilsonOctober 29, 2010 at 6:07 PM

    Sitting at a party, I was talking to a chick and a guy slumps over the couch. He proceeds to use the whole "I'm drunk" think to get close to her. He looks at me and whispers "Hello there... You can call me mr. cockblock"...

    >:|

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  8. InnovationsOctober 29, 2010 at 6:46 PM

    Oh the classic cockblock.. smh

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  9. fat daddyOctober 29, 2010 at 6:47 PM

    definitely a good word to choose.

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  10. DanOctober 29, 2010 at 9:46 PM

    Yeah. I've had that happen. I hope I am never the offending party >.<

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  11. BartOctober 29, 2010 at 10:36 PM

    cockblocking is the worse, but i bet everyone does it

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  12. kokojestaOctober 29, 2010 at 11:21 PM

    hhehe, i was a clockbloker once ;S

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  13. Light Weight Baby!October 29, 2010 at 11:50 PM

    this is the worst thing that can happen

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  14. 000October 30, 2010 at 12:18 AM

    amazing urban word

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  15. rembrandtxOctober 30, 2010 at 5:44 AM

    I'm going to cock block every one who's commented.

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  16. xaltruismxOctober 30, 2010 at 7:37 AM

    Cock Blocking should lead to death penalty... And I'm against the death penalty.

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  17. SkimboshOctober 30, 2010 at 9:05 AM

    It's all one word? Damn, I have been using it wrong too. Lousy roosters.

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  18. VoacarooOctober 30, 2010 at 9:06 AM

    Blogs like this blog is cockblocking!

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  19. UnknownOctober 30, 2010 at 9:32 AM

    CockBlocking, is a serious offense :o.

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  20. T.dotOctober 30, 2010 at 11:37 AM

    hate cock blocks -.-

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  21. Discerning GentlemanOctober 30, 2010 at 11:50 AM

    cockblocking is the worst offense

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  22. Light Weight Baby!October 30, 2010 at 11:54 AM

    that's pretty awesome

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  23. SWOOP!October 30, 2010 at 1:48 PM

    No one likes a clockblocker

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  24. BLUERADOctober 30, 2010 at 4:24 PM

    cockblockers can go to hell!

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  25. MoneyNaoPlzOctober 30, 2010 at 4:26 PM

    I've been cockblocked so many times...not as many times as I've not been cock blocked though ;)

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  26. CAE.IIOctober 30, 2010 at 5:35 PM

    This blog is so great. I wish I came up with this idea for mine first!! xD Definitely worth going here for the lulz

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  27. Jimmy VolmerOctober 30, 2010 at 6:37 PM

    I cockblocked my friend for revenge

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  28. AnonymousOctober 30, 2010 at 6:43 PM

    Haha! I will not cock block.

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  29. Nerd LifeOctober 30, 2010 at 7:32 PM

    nice!

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  30. anon1337October 31, 2010 at 3:29 AM

    Lol cock-blocking, you guys.

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  31. comradejoker.blogspot.com/October 31, 2010 at 10:44 AM

    totally experienced this

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  32. LemmiwinksOctober 31, 2010 at 5:31 PM

    Great post, bro!

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  33. StarsieOctober 31, 2010 at 10:20 PM

    Haha, that made me laugh.

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  34. AnonymousNovember 1, 2010 at 7:51 AM

    I've cockblocked myself more than once.

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  35. the420shack.comNovember 1, 2010 at 7:14 PM

    NEVER COCK BLOCK!
    I want that sign haha. its dope, i wanna hang it in my bathroom. seems like a fitting choice no?

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  36. AnonymousNovember 2, 2010 at 12:16 AM

    All the time, Ha!

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  37. nickNovember 2, 2010 at 8:14 AM

    im not cock blocking..

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  38. 3milelimitNovember 3, 2010 at 4:04 AM

    i thought everyone already knew what this one meant...

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  39. Johnny BoyNovember 3, 2010 at 8:49 AM

    Pretty fun thing to do especially if you can get a really outrages story going about the person you're trying to block with the girl he likes.

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  40. jinxNovember 3, 2010 at 11:14 AM

    it happened to me a few times

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  41. RXD GamingNovember 4, 2010 at 6:42 PM

    Amazing sign

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  42. Home Alone StonedNovember 4, 2010 at 10:00 PM

    good stuff

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