Urban Word: Dougie

Swagger; the way you carry yourself. Also a dance!

*AN UPDATE!: Haven't posted much lately, been busy with school. Will post more stuff soon!*

Urban Word: Cockblock

One who prevents another from scoring sexually.  Julia & Dan frequently had time alone but her cockblocking roommate ruined any chances they had to have sex.    I'M SURE ALL OF YOU HAVE EXPERIENCED THIS.  Now you have a word for it!

Urban Word: Umad?

	Short for "are you mad?" Used as a taunt after some is extremely upset.  It was generally used as a taunt after pwning an enemy in a video game. These days, it's used when one is simply mad.... It's also used with this photo on websites & imageboards: Distinct Forms: iSad, I ain't even mad, YesiMad.

Urban Word: Shopped

Photoshopped; manipulated with an image editor.

"This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time." 

Urban Word: Cellfish

An individual who talks on his or her cell phone even when doing so is rude or inconsiderate of other people.

"Can't you stop talking on the phone while ordering your happy meal

Urban Word: Pocket Call

	The act of accidentally phoning someone from your mobile phone. Generally, when the phone is in your pocket.

Dracula Sneeze

Holding your arm up over your face in a position similar to Dracula holding up his cape and then sneezing into your elbow 

 Example:

 

Do to the H1N1 swine flu pandemic the Centers For Disease Control recommends using the Dracula sneeze technique to avoid spreading germs. 

Urban Word: Tongue Typo

This happens when you know perfectly well what you want to say but it comes out wrong

Urban Word: Boom Shakalaka

The sound that is heard when there is a moment of epic proportions, most used after a slam dunk.

when Tim Duncan made that dunk, the announcers yelled in unison.

Urban Word: Masturdating

Going out alone. I.E. seeing a movie by yourself, going to a restaurant alone.

"Dude I saw No Country for Old Men twice by myself. I'm addicted to chronic masturdating"

This Girl went Masturdating at the movies.

Urban Word: Double Rainbow

1. Intense joy, coupled with extreme emotional shifts; an experience equal to an orgasm 
"OMG, it's a full on complete double rainbow all the way across the sky" 

2. The word was first used in the popular video below!:

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI

Urban Word: TGIAF

Acronym for "Thank God Its Almost Friday", word is only usually used on thursday.
Aren't Fridays the BEST!?

Urban Word: Beer Me!

Besides the obvious "give me a beer," it is used to ask someone to pass or hand an object to you. It also can be used in a more figurative sense as a request or plea.

Urban Word: Dead Text!

Dead Text:

  A text that is recieved too long after is sent so you are no longer obligated to reply to it. 

I received a message from my someone yesterday after it was sent asking if I was still up, so I decided not to reply because it was a dead text.